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Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

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GINGER! THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME! I WAS SO WORRIED WHEN I HEARD THE WEATHER REPORT. HOW WERE THE ROADS?

FOUR HOURS TO DRIVE A HUNDRED MILES. I CAN'T UNCLENCH

MY HANDS.

HOWD IT GO AT BUFFALD LAKE STATE? ARE THEY GONNA HIRE You?

I HAVE A SINKING FEELING THEY MIGHT. STARROW, YOU'RE NOT GOING. OUT ARE YOU?

SHE PROBABLY HAS A DATE WITH HER GENTLEMAN CALLER.

WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE

TO BE STRAIGHT?

LOIS!

I... I'M NOT STRAIGHT!

MARCH 20, 1998

SO WHAT'RE YOU DOING WITH THIS GUY? TALK TO US! YOU'VE BEEN SNEAKING AROUND LIKE A GUILTY TEENAGER!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! THIS IS VERY CONFUSING, AND YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT ANY EASIER.

YES... I THINK. 1 DON'T KNOW! I REALLY LIKE HIM, BUT...HE'S A MAN!

WELL, THAT'S NOT

NECESSARILY A PERMANENT CONDITION.

SHUT UP, LOIS. HOW DOES HE FEEL? WHAT DOGS HE WANT?

HE'S A LITTLE WARY, TOO HE SEEMS TO HAVE A PATTERN OF GETTING INVOLVED WITH WOMEN WHO TURN OUT TO BE LESBIANS.

WHAT

IS IT WITH

THOSE

HERE HE IS. SEE YOU LATER.

GUYS?

WUF!

STOMP STAMP.

SPARROW, INVITE HM IN FOR A SECOND! WHAT'RE YOU AFRAID OF?

YEAH. I PROMISE I WON'T CARVE UPA CU. CUMBER WITH A CLEAVER WHILE SHOUTING "DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY."

LOOK, I'M JUST NOT READY TO HANG OUT PLAYING PAR CHEES! WITH ALL OF YOU YET.

KACK! ARF

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ARE YOU SOHTUPPING HIM?

NO.

DO YOU WANT TO?

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HI, STUART! STUARTY

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THE WHITE COROLLA?

COME ON IN, LADDY BUCK.

I SAW THAT!

I'LL SET UP

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